If you are looking for last night’s daily prospect report, it’s right here.
Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together?
Mary: Well, that’s pretty difficult to say.
Lloyd: Hit me with it! I’ve come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I’d say more like one out of a million.
Now Happy Lloyd: So you’re saying there’s a chance!—
Dumb and Dumber
I think the Birds have a better chance at signing Russell then Lloyd Christmas has with Mary Swanson, but from what the rumors we’ve been hearing Russell is supposed to be heading to Texas. Now with Kozma signed, the Cardinals can focus all their efforts on signing Russell. Luhnow is optimistic-
“I absolutely believe that there is a chance” to sign Russell, Luhnow said of a player widely speculated to be returning to college. “Any time a player is unsigned at this time, they have to make contingency plans, but I’m still very hopeful and optimistic.”
Luhnow said about negotiations, “It’s not a 100 percent match but we’ll try to bridge the gap. If you can get a player like that in the fourth round and get him signed, it’s a real plus.”
Please do bridge that gap. I’m almost thinking of starting up a collection here on this site.